Bake Sale Champion Pillows

His Her Cakes

Bake-a-thon.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

A Creature WAS Stirring

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Baking

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Devilled Eggs

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Mary Berry

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

Parkour Breakfast

Have you seen this toaster?

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'Hey, milk!'