Burger Kingpin Gifts

"I don't like the look of this, Charlie"

Lemonade Inc.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

Various snacks and drinks

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

Whisk

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

"He's the big dog."

'I have money, fame and power...but all it's done is made me happy.'

Two porters carry a king

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"