Bake Sale Kingpin T-Shirts

Various snacks and drinks

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

Baking

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Bake-a-thon.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Amy Winehouse

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

Ginger Breadman

Whisk

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

"He's the big dog."