Bake Sale Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"A bake sale may be tried and true, Isabel, but our foundation is trying to raise 5 million dollars here."

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

His Her Cakes

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cake Friday!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Baking

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'It's all homemade.'

I made you a cake!

Husband bakes a pie