Bake Show Enthusiast T-Shirts

"'Bake Off' is a lot more competitive this year."

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baking

Cake Friday!

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

'It's all homemade.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"Now how did she know?"