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'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Baking

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Cake Friday!

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'It's all homemade.'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"A little under done?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"Now how did she know?"