Baking Show Aficionado Mugs

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cake Friday!

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

'It's all homemade.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

"Now how did she know?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'