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"Nora and me are doing a bake sale to fight world hunger!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

His Her Cakes

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Baking

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Bake-a-thon.

'We need more cake shows!'

Mary Berry

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Various snacks and drinks

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

Nutcracker

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

Ginger Breadman

I see you. I deny everything. I have PROOF that in order to keep your patrons coming back, you've quintupled the amount of caffeine in everything you sell. I SAID KEEP THOSE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES COMING!!! Anecdotal evidence is not the same thing as "proof." I see you.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Like mum used to make.

"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."

What's the money for? Animal rescue? No, we're part of a group fighting for the release of Burmese political prisoners.

"The pastry is soggy and your filling leaves a bitter aftertaste."

"How were the kids?"

"A bake sale may be tried and true, Isabel, but our foundation is trying to raise 5 million dollars here."

Birthday Cakes

"'Bake Off' is a lot more competitive this year."

'This man has some sort of complaint about the pie his wife bought at the PTA bake sale, sir.'

"Can someone give me a hand? I'm very kneady!"

"Glazed or not, you're still a bagel!"