Sale Supporter Gifts

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

National Everything Awareness Day

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Theatre Crowd

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

"I am in training for the sales."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."