Bad Manners Buff Pillows

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"Beware of God"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Ah, business as usual.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."