Ethics Buff Pillows

Latter-day saints

'You'll love this new computer, sir! It has a program to delete obscene words like sharp drop...'

Ethics exam cheater.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Squeezing the Free Press.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Jean-Paul Sartre

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

CIA report

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Paul Ree

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press