Backyard Griller Gifts

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Fire and Fury was my ex-husband when he couldn't get the barbeque started!

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"He likes his bones smoked."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Come and get it!'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

Barbecue Fetch

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"Found it when I was digging the garden...."