Backyard Grill Master Gifts

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Put out the barbecue! Think of Global warming!'

"Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle Frank has got to"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Desert Island BBQ

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Filet minion

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."