Backyard Grill Master Prints

'I figure if the neighbours kids are going to play on it, the neighbours kids can help pay for it.'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Put out the barbecue! Think of Global warming!'

"Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle Frank has got to"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Desert Island BBQ

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Filet minion

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Burnt or Raw?

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Men's cooking'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."