Backyard Grillers Prints

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Aprons

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

Barbecue Fetch