Backyard Grill Guru Prints

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Come and get it!"

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Licensed to grill.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Funky Chef 2

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.