Master Of The Grill Gifts

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Desert Island BBQ

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbeque Casualty.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Men's cooking'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'