Grill Master Gifts

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

On the Seventh Day

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Labor Day Monday

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

"Nothing to worry about, Honey, just a little flare-up!"

Burgers....condiments...First Aid.

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

The Steakosaurus

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'

'Let's barbeque tonight.'

Turkey Fry on the Grill

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

His and Hers barbie.

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"It say sausage, chicken portion...no, wait, its a barbecue"

Health and Safety workers Annual Barbecue

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

Dangerous Griller

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Meat Department

'I'm too busy to go out for lunch, but thanks to this new phone app, I can grill at my desk.'

"Please hug me."

Who wants theirs well done?

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Barbecuing a bit of a dragon