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"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

On the Seventh Day

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Labor Day Monday

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

"Nothing to worry about, Honey, just a little flare-up!"

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'

Burgers....condiments...First Aid.

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'

'Let's barbeque tonight.'

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

The Steakosaurus

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Turkey Fry on the Grill

His and Hers barbie.

Health and Safety workers Annual Barbecue

"It say sausage, chicken portion...no, wait, its a barbecue"

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"Please hug me."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

'I hope you're hungry!'

BBQ today. All welcome. (Only person in sight is a cow on opposite island.)

"You're late."

Dog waits for barbecue.

A modern test of manhood.