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'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Australian 'Then' and 'Nows', BBQ's

"He says there's a clause in the house insurance which stops him from cooking inside."

No doubt about it … The best part of summer is food on the grill!

A butcher and his apprentice.

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Silly Sausages.

"Sorry about the chairs, dear, but I'm desperate for wood chips!"

"The George Foreman! I've got just the thing."

A man steals a steak with a fishing rod

"Screw you, Doug. You knew I'd be wearing this."

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Counting ribs

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Desert Island BBQ

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Filet minion

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'