Grillmaster Prints

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Australian 'Then' and 'Nows', BBQ's

"He says there's a clause in the house insurance which stops him from cooking inside."

A butcher and his apprentice.

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Silly Sausages.

"Sorry about the chairs, dear, but I'm desperate for wood chips!"

"Screw you, Doug. You knew I'd be wearing this."

Customers Who Bought This

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Steak Ted?'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Desert Island BBQ

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"