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"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

An angry barbecue.

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

"First barbecue?"

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

Desert Island BBQ

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."