King Of The Grill Gifts

An angry barbecue.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Barbeque Casualty.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Genie Barbecue.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"Freeloader. Get a job."

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

'Well you did say 'well done' Sir!'

"How's your book coming?"

"Anybody know how make fire?"

'Now you can surf and turf.'

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

"Hold it!"

"Before this I flipped houses."

'Regional cuisine again?'

The King Can Do No Wrong

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

"Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle Frank has got to"

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"That sure is one patriotic grill you got there, Herb."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."