Kings Of The Grill Gifts

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Come and get it!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Funky Chef 2

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Genie Barbecue.