Macabre Grill Aficionados Gifts

Shashlyk

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Barbeque Casualty.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Family Barbecue

Death Takes A Time-Share

Dog BBQ

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Barbecue in the snow.

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

"Anybody know how make fire?"

Cocktailgating. . . .

"Mom!!"

Monster on horizon warning sign.

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

The not so easy rider...

At death's door

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"It was the only apron I could find."

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

'I'm sure it would make a very nice home, but it still gives me the creeps.'