Macabre Grill Aficionados T-Shirts

Shashlyk

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbeque Casualty.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Family Barbecue

Death Takes A Time-Share

Dog BBQ

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Barbecue in the snow.

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

"Anybody know how make fire?"

"Mom!!"

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

The not so easy rider...

At death's door

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'