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'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

Barbecue in the snow.

"The only thing good about grilling in winter is the ice in my scotch melts slower."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Dog BBQ

"Maybe we should give them names."

Cars and their owners.

Barbeque Casualty.

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Domestic Goddess.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'