Kings Of The Grill Pillows

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Come and get it!"

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Funky Chef 2

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Genie Barbecue.