Queen Of The Grill Pillows

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Lady of the Cake.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

An angry barbecue.

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Chef Cake Topper

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Stand back - while I whip something up

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Mum's Baking is best!

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'Well you did say 'well done' Sir!'

"Anybody know how make fire?"

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

Shashlyk

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

"My wife prefers the kitchen to herself while she's cooking..."

'Sorry.'

The King Can Do No Wrong

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"Have you ever considered changing careers Mom?"

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"Profession?"