Backstabber Buff Pillows

Et Tu Brute?

Skiing.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Madoff and devil.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Hysterically laughing monster.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"Julie...would you cancel my 4 o'clock please...?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Monkey casino study.

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"Lovely weather for it."

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Mind if we play through?'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

My dad is the bravest.

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

"You don't frighten me, T.J."

'Her and her silicone implants!'

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"