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Backstabber Buff Gifts
If you know someone who loves clever plots, sneaky surprises, or enjoys the darker humor of backstabbing in a playful way, our collection has the perfect gifts. Tailored for the creative mind, these items blend wit and satire to celebrate the art of backstabbing with a humorous, tongue-in-cheek approach. Ideal for fans of ironic humor and crafty schemes, these products are great conversation starters and unique presents that showcase a clever sense of humor.
Skiing.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."
"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."
'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'
Madoff and devil.
"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."
The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)
Hysterically laughing monster.
"I am not afraid of you!"
"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."
Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices
'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'
How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?
"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."
"Julie...would you cancel my 4 o'clock please...?"
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
Monkey casino study.
The Pocket Knife Tool Belt
Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing
'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'
Imran Khan
"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"
'Mind if we play through?'
"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."
'He fainted when he saw the needle.'
"Lovely weather for it."
Hairy Potter and friend..
"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."
'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'
My dad is the bravest.
'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'
"You don't frighten me, T.J."
"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"
Backstabber Buff Gifts Collection
Backstabber Buff Mugs
Explore our range of backstabber buff mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for those who love witty, dark humor on their morning brew.
Backstabber Buff Pillows
Bring humor into any space with pillows that showcase the funniest backstabber themes—ideal for the creative prankster in your life.
Backstabber Buff Prints
Discover more satirical and clever backstabber prints to add a humorous touch to your home or office decor.
Backstabber Buff T-Shirts
Looking for more witty accessories? Our backstabber buff t-shirts feature clever designs for fans of humorous scheming and playful deception.