Backseat Handyman Gifts

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"I could stick that landing."

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Backseat Predators

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Taxi fares.

"My last dog always too a right there."

Sat Nag

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"You're doing it wrong."

School of Backseat Driving

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'Disaster in the making...'

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

'Sorry we're late - Maureen read the road map!'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

How To Save Gas.

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

"Stop it!"

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.