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Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"I could stick that landing."

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Backseat Predators

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Taxi fares.

"My last dog always too a right there."

Sat Nag

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"You're doing it wrong."

School of Backseat Driving

'Disaster in the making...'

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

'Sorry we're late - Maureen read the road map!'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

"Stop it!"

How To Save Gas.