Backseat Gymnast Gifts

"I could stick that landing."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"My last dog always too a right there."

Sat Nag

School of Backseat Driving

"You're doing it wrong."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Learner Drivers

'Sorry we're late - Maureen read the road map!'

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

How To Save Gas.

"Stop it!"

"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

Driving To Hell and Back

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."