Backseat Gymnast Gifts

"I could stick that landing."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Back seat race car drivers.

Sat Nag

"My last dog always too a right there."

School of Backseat Driving

"You're doing it wrong."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

Learner Drivers

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'Sorry we're late - Maureen read the road map!'

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

How To Save Gas.

"Stop it!"

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

Road Sign: You are now lost. I told you so next 30 miles.

"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

Driving To Hell and Back