Backhand Ponderer Gifts

"Nick is in here, pondering his backhand."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Bumper Limos

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

"How'd it happen?

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"But is it..?"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Fish Food

"Do you have any books on perception?"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Fin (The end).

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'