Backhand Ponderer Gifts

"Nick is in here, pondering his backhand."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Bumper Limos

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"But is it..?"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Fish Food

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Fin (The end).

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

'I bark, therefore I am.'