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"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

Football Fans

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Dog in casino.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Stag poker"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

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