Board Game Bamboozler Gifts

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Sweep the board.

'How about a game of cards?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

scrabble love

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."