Backgammon Pillows

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Football Fans

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'How about a game of cards?'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Bribes for Jabs

'I don't like to take chances.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Dog in casino.

Bingo night.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Stag poker"

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

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