Bargeman Gifts

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Shaken not stirred

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The King of what?'

Barman In Love.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Just water for me, please."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

'What happened to your hand.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'