Barmen Gifts

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Give them lager and sunglasses.'

'I see you back there!'

"That's the problem - there aren't enough happy hours in the world today."

School of Hard Knocks Tavern...NO damn happy hour

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Bitchbark Canoe

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Not that net!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Punctuation Police

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

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reincarnated worm...

Someone who knows apostrophes

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The one that got away

Fly Fishing

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Surf Casting

Fishing Tales

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.