Barman Gifts

Piano-Tuning Bar

'What do you mean you're out of ice?'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

'Better to have litigated and lost, than never to have litigated at all...'

"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"

"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

"Anyone here named Hippity?"

Landlord checking money, Customer checking ale

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'To enablers!'

'Your glass is half full!'

"Oh, God, now they'll all start."

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

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'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"You're cut out for this job."

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

The Devil's advocaat.

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"The reason I couldn't make it as a lawyer is I couldn't pass a bar."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

Body by Jake

"We don't serve minors."

'I have this gut feeling that I should have another beer.'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'That's one thing about him. He knows when to stop.'

Pump with 'I can't believe it's not bitter'. 'It's our new non-alcoholic beer.'