Binman Gifts

"One day son, all this will be landfill."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Ratminton

'I know it's gassy...'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Shaken not stirred

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'The King of what?'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Barman In Love.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Just water for me, please."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

I love PE.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

'What happened to your hand.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'