Binman Prints

"One day son, all this will be landfill."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Shaken not stirred

Ratminton

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Just water for me, please."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'The King of what?'

Barman In Love.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

I love PE.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'What happened to your hand.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'