Bin Man Prints

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

"Yes, you do do have the right to request working from home but I'm not sure how practicable that would be for a bin man."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Shaken not stirred

'I know it's gassy...'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Barman In Love.

"Just water for me, please."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'The King of what?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'