Bin Enthusiast Prints

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Data, data everywhere!'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"Get a life!"

Positive Thinking

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Now you're talking my language.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"I spy the weekend!"

Gin & Tonic.

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'You've had enough.'