Bin Man Pillows

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

"Yes, you do do have the right to request working from home but I'm not sure how practicable that would be for a bin man."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

'I know it's gassy...'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Just water for me, please."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'The King of what?'

Barman In Love.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'What happened to your hand.'