Bin Guardian Pillows

"One lousy incident years ago with the neighbourhood's bins, and ever since, I'm tied up every garbage-night..."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Tommy!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Smokey The Tree"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Evolution.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

"Your momma lied to you, boy."