Barmen Pillows

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Give them lager and sunglasses.'

'I see you back there!'

"That's the problem - there aren't enough happy hours in the world today."

School of Hard Knocks Tavern...NO damn happy hour

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Bitchbark Canoe

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Not that net!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Punctuation Police

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

reincarnated worm...

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An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Someone who knows apostrophes

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The one that got away

Fly Fishing

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Fishing sign.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.