Bargeman Mugs

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Shaken not stirred

'I know it's gassy...'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Just water for me, please."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'The King of what?'

Barman In Love.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'What happened to your hand.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"