Bagger Mugs

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I shop, therefore I am."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Utility Chic.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

The fact you just swam 60 lengths might have impressed me if we weren't in a hot tub.

It feels good to be first...

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'I'm staying in college long enough to master bookkeeping, then fake the rest.'

Loud Mouth Bass.

'You're a day late, a dollar short, AND fifteen pounds overweight.'

'I'm wearing my two carry ons.'

"I shop therefore I am!"

'I'm not sure what that bag says about you !'

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

'You want how many handbags?'

'Need any help with packing?'

"He's a new bagger from the supermarket. He's really conscientious!"